| 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM |
According to Jim |
The Brother-in-Law |
Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way. |
30 mins |
| 12:30 AM - 01:00 AM |
According to Jim |
Moral Dilemma |
Jim takes Cheryl on a romantic weekend with money he knows was mistakenly credited to his card. |
30 mins |
| 01:00 AM - 01:30 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 01:30 AM - 02:00 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 02:00 AM - 02:30 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 02:30 AM - 03:00 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 03:00 AM - 03:30 AM |
Paid Programming |
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Paid programming. |
30 mins |
| 03:30 AM - 04:00 AM |
Never Scrub Your Floors Again |
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See why this cleaning tool replaces chemicals and hard labor! |
30 mins |
| 04:00 AM - 04:30 AM |
Paid Programming |
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Paid programming. |
30 mins |
| 04:30 AM - 05:00 AM |
Paid Programming |
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Paid programming. |
30 mins |
| 05:00 AM - 05:30 AM |
Joint Relief Revolution |
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Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. |
30 mins |
| 05:30 AM - 06:00 AM |
Paid Programming |
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Paid programming. |
30 mins |
| 06:00 AM - 06:30 AM |
According to Jim |
The Empty Gesture |
Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television. |
30 mins |
| 06:30 AM - 07:00 AM |
According to Jim |
Rules of Engagement |
Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before. |
30 mins |
| 07:00 AM - 07:30 AM |
The Conners |
A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room... |
The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. |
30 mins |
| 07:30 AM - 08:00 AM |
The Conners |
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double |
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park. |
30 mins |
| 08:00 AM - 08:30 AM |
Bob Hearts Abishola |
TLC: Tunde's Loving Care |
As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher. |
30 mins |
| 08:30 AM - 09:00 AM |
Bob Hearts Abishola |
My Michelle Obama |
When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church. |
30 mins |
| 09:00 AM - 09:30 AM |
Home Improvement |
Bell Bottom Blues |
Tim (Tim Allen) installs a remote-control closet in the bedroom; Tim's fatherly hugs begin to embarrass Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan). With Patricia Richardson. |
30 mins |
| 09:30 AM - 10:00 AM |
Home Improvement |
Howard's End |
Tim confronts Jill about her individual checking account; Brad becomes careless when he baby-sits Jennifer's goldfish. |
30 mins |
| 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM |
Home Improvement |
Love Is a Many Splintered Thing |
Tim and Jill question what holds their marriage together when Tim does poorly on a compatibility test. |
30 mins |
| 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM |
Home Improvement |
Dances With Tools |
Tim's (Tim Allen) anniversary gift for Jill (Patricia Richardson) is ballroom dancing lessons for both of them. Guest stars Ann Miller. |
30 mins |
| 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM |
According to Jim |
An According to Jiminy Christmas |
Cheryl is hurt when her visiting mother gives Dana a family heirloom for Christmas; Ruby and Gracie think Andy is Santa. |
30 mins |
| 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM |
According to Jim |
Bad Word |
Jim blurts out profanity while watching a Bears game, and it's repeated by the girls and their little friend. |
30 mins |
| 12:00 PM - 12:30 PM |
According to Jim |
Model Behavior |
Jim has big plans for Ruby when she is hired for a cookies advertisement. |
30 mins |
| 12:30 PM - 01:00 PM |
According to Jim |
The Money |
Cheryl goes behind Jim's back and lends money to Andy for a down payment on a new condominium. |
30 mins |
| 01:00 PM - 01:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
House Rules |
After an innocent date with Kristin, Kyle accidentally falls asleep in her bedroom. When Mike discovers this, his instinct is to take action. |
30 mins |
| 01:30 PM - 02:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner |
Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie. |
30 mins |
| 02:00 PM - 02:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Last Christmas Standing |
The arrival of the father of Kristin's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers. |
30 mins |
| 02:30 PM - 03:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
The Passion of the Mandy |
Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation. |
30 mins |
| 03:00 PM - 03:30 PM |
The Middle |
Food Courting |
On his 21st birthday, Axl refuses to come home and help Mike move a freezer; Brick cops a bad attitude with Frankie; Sue receives a job offer. |
30 mins |
| 03:30 PM - 04:00 PM |
The Middle |
Two of a Kind |
When Frankie's uncle (Dick Van Dyke) contacts her dad (Jerry Van Dyke) hoping to make amends, Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of their feud; Sue turns to Axl for advice when she is sent to detention for the first time. |
30 mins |
| 04:00 PM - 04:30 PM |
The Middle |
While You Were Sleeping |
Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep; Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing; Sue is invited to the prom by a handsome store greeter but has to figure out a way to leave work early in order to go. |
30 mins |
| 04:30 PM - 05:00 PM |
The Middle |
Mother's Day Reservations |
Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Frankie's Mother's Day; Mike tells Axl, Sue and Brick to put some effort into a gift for Frankie; Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as parents. |
30 mins |
| 05:00 PM - 05:30 PM |
Home Improvement |
Mow Better Blues |
Mark (Taran Noah Smith) helps Tim (Tim Allen) replace the motor in the lawn mower with an engine from a high-powered motorcycle. With Patricia Richardson. |
30 mins |
| 05:30 PM - 06:00 PM |
Home Improvement |
Off Sides |
Tim must choose between keeping his promise to spend a romantic evening with Jill or watching a football game. |
30 mins |
| 06:00 PM - 06:30 PM |
Home Improvement |
Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof |
Tim (Tim Allen) gets more than the big picture when he climbs on the roof to install a satellite dish. With Patricia Richardson. |
30 mins |
| 06:30 PM - 07:00 PM |
Home Improvement |
Wild Kingdom |
Tim (Tim Allen) reconsiders exterminating the basement pest when he discovers it may be a snake. With Patricia Richardson. |
30 mins |
| 07:00 PM - 07:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Welcome Baxter |
Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement. |
30 mins |
| 07:30 PM - 08:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Man vs. Myth |
After avoiding expressing emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive; Kristin proposes a new business venture; Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job. |
30 mins |
| 08:00 PM - 08:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Giving Mike the Business |
Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future; Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby. |
30 mins |
| 08:30 PM - 09:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Bride of Prankenstein |
Mike and Chuck find the perfect target for a prank while working late to set up a security system at the store on Halloween; Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance. |
30 mins |
| 09:00 PM - 09:30 PM |
The Middle |
The Show Must Go On |
When Brick's song is cut from his middle school graduation ceremony, Frankie endeavors to get it reinstated; Sue endures conflict at work; Axl works as a counselor at a country club. |
30 mins |
| 09:30 PM - 10:00 PM |
The Middle |
The Core Group |
Frankie and Mike discover the love of Axl's life has a quirky personality trait; Sue decides to change her major to theater; Brick wants to make a fresh start in high school. |
30 mins |
| 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM |
The Middle |
A Tough Pill to Swallow |
Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid; Frankie tries to teach Brick how to swallow a pill for his ear infection; Hutch is angry after Axl borrows the Winnebago without permission. |
30 mins |
| 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM |
The Middle |
Halloween VII: The Heckoning |
Frankie learns that the kids would choose to live with Mike if the two of them divorced; Sue tries to get her room back from Brick; Axl lashes out at the family. |
30 mins |
| 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM |
That '70s Show |
The Keg |
Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) find a full keg of beer in the middle of the road and decide to throw a party. With Danny Masterson and Ashton Kutcher. Eve Plumb guest stars as Mrs. Burkhart. |
30 mins |
| 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM |
That '70s Show |
Drive-In |
Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) decide to double-date with Jackie and Kelso (Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher) at the drive-in; Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp) dine out. |
30 mins |