| 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM |
According to Jim |
The Lemonade Stand |
Jim encourages Gracie and Ruby to open a lemonade stand but does not anticipate fierce competition from a neighbor kid's stand. |
30 mins |
| 12:30 AM - 01:00 AM |
According to Jim |
ABC's & 123's |
Jim tells Ruby's teacher that his wife is illiterate in order to lighten his daughter's homework load. |
30 mins |
| 01:00 AM - 01:30 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 01:30 AM - 02:00 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 02:00 AM - 02:30 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 02:30 AM - 03:00 AM |
Just for Laughs Gags |
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The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few minutes each, that's just long enough to inflict embarrassment on the subjects of the pranks. |
30 mins |
| 03:00 AM - 03:30 AM |
Paid Programming |
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30 mins |
| 03:30 AM - 04:00 AM |
Paid Programming |
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30 mins |
| 04:00 AM - 04:30 AM |
Paid Programming |
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30 mins |
| 04:30 AM - 05:00 AM |
Paid Programming |
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30 mins |
| 05:00 AM - 05:30 AM |
Paid Programming |
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Paid programming. |
30 mins |
| 05:30 AM - 06:00 AM |
Paid Programming |
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Paid programming. |
30 mins |
| 06:00 AM - 06:30 AM |
According to Jim |
The Baby |
Jim's sister (Jennifer Coolidge) shows up on his doorstep -- pregnant. |
30 mins |
| 06:30 AM - 07:00 AM |
According to Jim |
Who's the Boss? |
Andy resents a wealthy client (Nana Visitor), then ends up dating her. |
30 mins |
| 07:00 AM - 07:30 AM |
The Conners |
The Dog Days of Christmas |
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem. |
30 mins |
| 07:30 AM - 08:00 AM |
The Conners |
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose |
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor. |
30 mins |
| 08:00 AM - 08:30 AM |
Bob Hearts Abishola |
Bowango |
With a traditional Nigerian wedding approaching, the Wheelers are formally introduced to Abishola's family; Bob tries to demonstrate his serious intentions of marrying Abishola; Abishola tries to keep the peace between her mother and Auntie Olu. |
30 mins |
| 08:30 AM - 09:00 AM |
Bob Hearts Abishola |
Find Your Bench |
Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future. |
30 mins |
| 09:00 AM - 09:30 AM |
Home Improvement |
Be True to Your Tool |
Balking at promoting a questionable product jeopardizes Tim's job. |
30 mins |
| 09:30 AM - 10:00 AM |
Home Improvement |
Dollars and Sense |
Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) have different plans for a monetary gift the boys have received. With Richard Karn. |
30 mins |
| 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM |
Home Improvement |
A Frozen Moment |
Tim (Tim Allen) wants to add a power-driven snowstorm to the Taylor's Christmas-card family photo. With Patricia Richardson. |
30 mins |
| 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM |
Home Improvement |
Feud for Thought |
At Jill's (Patricia Richardson) high-school reunion, Tim (Tim Allen) meets her former boyfriend for the first time. |
30 mins |
| 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM |
According to Jim |
Father Disfigure |
Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars. |
30 mins |
| 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM |
According to Jim |
Thanksgiving Confidential |
Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars. |
30 mins |
| 12:00 PM - 12:30 PM |
According to Jim |
The Christmas Party |
A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host. |
30 mins |
| 12:30 PM - 01:00 PM |
According to Jim |
The Brother-in-Law |
Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way. |
30 mins |
| 01:00 PM - 01:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Quarterback Boyfriend |
Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job; Kristin navigates her relationship with Ryan. |
30 mins |
| 01:30 PM - 02:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
What's in a Name? |
Mike discovers that Boyd is no longer using the Baxter name; Kristin, Mandy and Eve make a Valentine's Day music video. |
30 mins |
| 02:00 PM - 02:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Buffalo Bill Day |
The Outdoor Man puts on a skit based on a Wild West Show starring Ed and Eve and directed by Mike; Mandy tries flirting with an oblivious Kyle. |
30 mins |
| 02:30 PM - 03:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Breaking Curfew |
Mike wages psychological warfare after he catches Mandy sneaking into the house late at night; Kristin tries to hide her new romance from Boyd. |
30 mins |
| 03:00 PM - 03:30 PM |
The Middle |
The Man Hunt |
A bar mitzvah causes Brick to question when he will become a man; Sue is a bit too enthusiastic when she tries to be flirtatious; Axl and Hutch find a new home. |
30 mins |
| 03:30 PM - 04:00 PM |
The Middle |
The Wisdom Teeth |
Frankie takes care of Sue and Axl after they have their wisdom teeth removed; Brick tries to impose new house rules; Mike is angry when Rusty suggests Marlene may be entitled to all profits from the diaper business. |
30 mins |
| 04:00 PM - 04:30 PM |
The Middle |
A Very Donahue Vacation |
After doing well in the diaper business, Mike surprises the Heck family with a vacation at Mammoth Cave, Kentucky; Frankie suggests the Donahues join them on the trip. |
30 mins |
| 04:30 PM - 05:00 PM |
The Middle |
Crushed |
Sue has a crush on her college professor and tries to get him to notice her; Frankie and Mike meet the parents of Brick's girlfriend. |
30 mins |
| 05:00 PM - 05:30 PM |
Home Improvement |
Luck Be a Taylor Tonight |
Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim. |
30 mins |
| 05:30 PM - 06:00 PM |
Home Improvement |
Stereo-Typical |
Tim (Tim Allen) gets into trouble with his family when he installs new stereo equipment in the house. With Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn. |
30 mins |
| 06:00 PM - 06:30 PM |
Home Improvement |
Rites & Wrongs of Passage |
Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen. |
30 mins |
| 06:30 PM - 07:00 PM |
Home Improvement |
Groin Pains |
Tim pulls a groin muscle and tries to keep it a secret from Jill. |
30 mins |
| 07:00 PM - 07:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
The Favourite |
Mike and Chuck get their game on when Ed has a pinball machine installed in the office; Kristen and Mandy become jealous of a poem Vanessa wrote for Jen. |
30 mins |
| 07:30 PM - 08:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
A Moving Finale |
When Mandy and Kyle are hesitant to move out of the Baxter household and into their own place, Mike gives them some tough love; Ed and Chuck try to avoid contributing to Boyd's theater fundraiser. |
30 mins |
| 08:00 PM - 08:30 PM |
Last Man Standing |
No Parental Guidance |
Mike helps Vanessa deal with empty nest syndrome; Kristin announces her pregnancy to the family, unintentionally upsetting Mandy. |
30 mins |
| 08:30 PM - 09:00 PM |
Last Man Standing |
Wrench in the Works |
Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in; Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle. |
30 mins |
| 09:00 PM - 09:30 PM |
The Middle |
Vive La Hecks |
Axl returns home from Europe with a new outlook on life; Sue decides to cram a whole summer of fun into two days; Brick doesn't know if he should break up with Cindy; Frankie tries to come up with an item for a time capsule. |
30 mins |
| 09:30 PM - 10:00 PM |
The Middle |
Please Don't Feed the Hecks |
Frankie gives away unused items from the house in the hope of getting food in return; Sue and Lexie find their apartment is being inhabited; Axl's new job as a school bus driver gives him the opportunity to look after Brick. |
30 mins |
| 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM |
The Middle |
Meet the Parents |
Frankie is worried about meeting Lexie's rich parents; Brick discovers that he can't get arrested when he participates in the school's Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. |
30 mins |
| 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM |
The Middle |
Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery |
As Halloween nears, Frankie finds out that a woman died in the Heck house nearly 50 years ago; Axl and Lexie are frustrated when Sue insists on hanging out with them. |
30 mins |
| 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM |
That '70s Show |
Hunting |
Red tries to convince Eric to shoot a deer on a hunting trip; Kitty plays a game of poker with the girls. |
30 mins |
| 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM |
That '70s Show |
Eric's Stash |
Eric accuses Hyde of stealing his stash of money; Kelso and Fez help Jackie prepare for a beauty pageant. |
30 mins |